“The more I practice, the luckier I get.”

A quote from Gary Player, golf player. This explains why I get a bit annoyed with those that say I’m lucky to be able to have some ability in whatever it is I happen to be doing.

I personally despise golf, and find the only use for golf clubs tends to be as offensive weapons, so to counteract that quote, here’s one from Mark Twain:

“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”

Winston Churchill’s take:

“Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.”

I do know a dog that enjoys watching it on T.V. though.